14 Oct 2026
Burrow Royale: Warsaw server is live
EU East kept filling our Frankfurt burrow, so there's now a Thicket in Warsaw. Ping should drop a lot if you're east of Berlin. Early numbers look great.
Devlog
What we've been up to.
Patch notes, new regions, and the occasional confession about a prototype that got away. Updated most weeks.
28 Sep 2026
Anti-cheat pass + smoother drops
Reworked how new players spawn into a running round, so you no longer land on top of someone mid-shove. Also quietly shown several speed-hackers the door.
6 Sep 2026
A new toy: Last Ferry
Rough, unbalanced, and already our favourite small thing. Tell us if the river feels too cruel around the fourth passenger.
19 Aug 2026
Singapore burrow opened
Our first Asia region. Early days, but it's filling up nicely in the evenings. Ping from Oceania is still rough — we're looking at it.
2 Aug 2026
Turnip Panic got a speed mode
You asked, we caved. There is now a mode fast enough to make your wrists regret it. Also fixed the bug where the basket occasionally achieved sentience.
11 Jul 2026
Burrow Royale: the river rework
The shrinking field now funnels toward the river more fairly, so late rounds feel less like a coin flip. Spectate mode also stopped showing everyone as the same rabbit.
20 Jun 2026
Static Pets remembers across tabs
Your creature's three words now survive a refresh. It still forgets one overnight — that stays. We're not monsters, but we're also not not monsters.